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Elen sila lumenn omentilmo

May /22 /Ravenclaw /Aquarius. I'm just here to have a good time.



sarcastic-raspberry:

spider-boiii:

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WHOS COMING OUT IN ENDGAME PLACE YOUR BETS

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lieutenant-sapphic:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

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Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

teaboot:

teaboot:

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

geekandmisandry:

space-finally:

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

Schrodinger’s Queer

pipcomix:

dvandom:

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

It’s good to be a complex organism

OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.

Aren’t we all

itsybatsy:

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ellescorner:

lady-feral:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

xxsushielesbianxx:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

jasondean:

untroubled-dalliance:

jasondean:

not to be That Guy but nobody cried this much when brazils national museum burned down in september, just goes to show how much people favor white history!!!

to be fair, i didn’t hear squat about this. i would have been just as unhappy about that event as this

and theres a reason you didnt hear squat about it!

because people favor white history!

notre dame got immediate coverage and attention, even though notre dame will be okay. even though the art has been saved and spared, even though it has happened before and will happen again

when the national museum of brazil burned in september, there was hardly any coverage. even though the majority of what had taken hundreds of years to collect had burned. even though the national museum of brazil was home to art from pompeii and egypt as well.

am i saying that what has been burned and demolished at notre dame isnt devastating? no. absolutely not.

but its real fucking telling what people care about when MULTIPLE people now have responded saying they hadnt even HEARD of brazils national museum burning lol

Y'all… The Museu Nacional (National Museum) held the largest collection in LATIN AMERICA.

The fire destroyed over 20 million relics. You read that right. 20 MILLION. Dinosaur fossils, mummies, and indigenous artefacts. More than 90% of the items the museum held were destroyed.

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Notre Dame can still be repaired. It was already renovated 2 centuries ago. Notre Dame can be rebuilt. The historical items the Museu Nacional held CANNOT be replaced. The museum was absolutely DESTROYED.

The Declaration of Independence of my country was signed at this very museum. Throughout the fire, museum employees ran inside to rescue as many items as they could.

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A lot of Latin America’s history fully VANISHED in this fire. This was a huge hit for us. Y'all care so much about white history and are freaking out over Notre Dame, when an event that destroyed much more history got no attention whatsoever from the international community.

I rest my case.

I’m furious. Furious over the fact that I didn’t even hear about it. In fact I haven’t even heard of this museum in school or around the internet. It sounds so precious and even though the notre dame was very devastating and sad, MILLIONS of pieces of history was destroyed in this museum but not a peep about it on the news?!?!? That’s really just wack. Kids can you say colonizers.

You know what’s also horrible? This fire destroyed whole LANGUAGES. There were records of extinct indigenous languages inside this museum, and they were destroyed. This fire caused God knows how many languages to be completely lost to time.

Unfortunately, the native peoples who spoke these languages were mostly killed, meaning that when records of their languages were destroyed, their entire CULTURES were gone. Imagine that.

Not to mention the dinosaur fossils that were destroyed. The native American mummies.

The fact that so little people outside of Brazil ever heard of this fire blows my mind.

I heard about it, and now I’m depressed about it all over again.

I hadn’t heard about it and I’m furious that I didn’t ; everyone should know about this !

orinocoflowbyenya:

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i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

beyoncescock:
“bring back 2008!!!
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beyoncescock:

bring back 2008!!!